Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson Needs Astronomical Rebranding
(Neil deGrasse Tyson meets with his agent to discuss business.) Gus: Neil, The man of the hour! Listen, I have to be honest, I’m a little worried about your career. I’m thinking it’s time to rebrand. (Sniffles) Neil deGrasse Tyson: But, we’re doing great. I love my work at Hayden Planetarium. My new book is selling well. I’m still booking guest spots… Gus: Being your friendly neighborhood astrophysicist can only take you so far. I’m gonna be bringing the big guns for this project. I’m talking stylist, publicist, psychic, the whole nine yards. Neil deGrasse Tyson: You know that phrase was originally the whole ball of wax. Isn’t that interesting? Gus: No. Only you would find that interesting, Neil. Another thing, you’re gonna need an entourage. Neil deGrasse Tyson: Entourage? Who am I? Saturn? I don’t even know that many people. Gus: An entourage gives you instagram-cred. You can tri...
